AISubs v3.7
Hey, guys! I'm Toshirichi and...
I'm Mushime and...
Ahhhh! Tetsuya! Ahhhh!
(snoring)
Ahhhh!
Hey, kid! What are you doing? Let's get together!
With such a useless machine...
I'll ride this!
Ta-dah!
It's an electric skateboard backfire!
I bought a product that can completely turn you into Conan.
It's a good thing we caught up with you.
To be honest, skateboarding is easy.
If you just ride it normally...
You should be able to do anything.
If you just ride it normally...
How fast do you think you can go?
Eight.
Eight?!
If you can go up to eight...
You should be able to ride it normally.
Well, it's normal, right?
I see.
By the way, this is the highest speed.
30 km/h.
Wow!
You like it!
It's the same speed as my skateboard.
You can control it with this remote control.
I'll let you ride it once.
If you turn on this switch...
It'll go "wheeeen" and...
It'll go "pipipi"
Here we go!
Whoa!
It's hard!
This is amazing!
It's this thin!
It's as thin as a normal skateboard.
And it's been realized in this era.
It's amazing!
I want to show you!
That's why I bought it!
Simply put...
This machine is amazing.
I hope someone...
Can show me skateboarding at 30 km/h.
You want to ride it, don't you?
I want to ride it!
Then, let's do it!
Alright!
Let's go!
Kids...
Can you go to a top-notch snack shop?
I'm not good at these kinds of rides.
I'll show you...
Where you can ride something you're not good at.
If you're going to do it...
Make sure you wear protective gear.
I feel like I have to say it now.
Yeah, you're right.
Wheeen...
Whoa!
You're fast!
(He's fast!)
You just did it, right?
Do we do it in full throttle?
Let's do it in full throttle!
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
(He's fast!)
Toshimitsu is an experienced skateboarder.
Let's do it!
Okay.
Full throttle, okay?
Okay.
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
(He's fast!)
Whoa!
(He's fast!)
You're fast!
(He's speedy in general)
Conan is here.
(Toshimitsu is here!)
Toshimitsu, what a trouble! (Toshimitsu is here!)
I'm sorry about that. (Toshimitsu is here!)
Toshimitsu became bigger and bigger
because you wanted to say skateboarding is cool.
I'm sorry. (Toshimitsu became bigger and bigger)
When you're a college student,
you can ride everything about
things like pinnie and whatnot.
Really? (Really?)
Yeah. (Really?)
You can't skate, can you?
Yes... (Yes... Yes...)
(Lol)
Skateboard boy around the country,
this is the future!
Three, two, one, go!
Why? Why? Why?
- What? What? - What? What?
- What? - 3, 2, 1, go shoot!
You can't do it!
Whoa! That's fast!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Ah! It fell!
It's lame.
You know, right? If you've done snowboarding before, you can't stop.
You're like, "Oh no! Oh no!" and fall down.
Exactly.
Well, if you try hard, you might be able to ride it next time.
I wouldn't ride it for 100 meters, though.
If you do that, you'll probably see the difference between you and a human rider.
3...
2...
1...
Transformation!
- So far... - Yeah.
- 15.01 seconds. - Huh?!
- That's faster than a normal human. - But I'm pretty fast.
- Well, it was faster than I thought. - It was way faster than me in middle school.
- Your time is... - Here!
- 15.07 seconds! - Huh?!
- I think you're at your limit. - I think I'm at my limit.
I see.
- Wow, that's a tough comment. - Huh?!
3...
2...
1...
Go!
Ride it! Ride it! Ride it!
Hurry up and ride it! Ride it! Ride it!
Huh?!
No! No! No!
No! No!
Ride it like a normal human!
Your time is...
- 27.50 seconds! - That's right.
This is over.
(Snowboarding is fun)
At the end of the overwhelming rainstorm, we rushed into that grassy area at high speed.
Did you end the video at that moment?
After all, snowboarding also has a practice of falling at first.
Let's learn how to fall safely.
Damn it!
Everyone who buys this will show you how to fall safely.
Fall cleanly.
Please.
Do an interesting way of falling.
Please!
Fall cleanly.